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albrie:

wHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU WHAT YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION IS AND THEN JUDGE ME WHEN I SAY IT’S MY MACBOOK WOW SORRY DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY A LOCKET MY GREAT AUNT ALICE’S GRANDFATHER’S SON HANDCRAFTED FROM KING ARTHUR’S SWORD WELDED WITH PHOENIX TEARS AND THE BLOOD OF A WOOD NYMPH NO OKAY I FUCKING LOVE MY MACBOOK NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH HOW I CAN SCROLL WITH TWO FUCKING FINGERS OKAY THAT”S BETTER THAN ANY LOCKET

jiggalopuff:

what the fuck

frankiemarx420:

me: *walks out the school bathroom*

kid: who just took a massive shit in the toilet

me:

mayorlavender:


a transparent mew to float on your blog!! 

mayorlavender:

a transparent mew to float on your blog!! 

put-yourself-backtogether:

You don’t even really know me, not at allYou don’t even really know me 

put-yourself-backtogether:

You don’t even really know me, not at all
You don’t even really know me 

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.